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Jessica Simpson Scores $3 Million Weight Watchers Deal

Remember how I said Jessica Simpson’s kid was going to be worthless? That’s still true for the most part but what that kid couldn’t give Jessica in magazine covers, it’ll give her in $3 million worth of excess fat which she’ll now struggle to lose.

According to Page Six, Weight Watchers, tired of looking at fat Jessica like the rest of us, has promised to pay Jessica $3 million to lose the baby weight. “The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she’ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.”

Finally. Jessica might eventually get back down to her awesome skinny days. Too bad it had to take a hefty (giggle) sum to convince her.

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finney
finney
8 years ago

but if she is just getting paid to lose the baby weight, that won’t get her down to her skinny days.  She was at least 30 pounds heavier than her skinny days before getting pregnant.  Maybe Weight Watchers can’t afford to pay her the extra money it would take to get her to lose all her pre-pregnancy lard.

finney
finney
8 years ago

but if she is just getting paid to lose the baby weight, that won’t get her down to her skinny days.  She was at least 30 pounds heavier than her skinny days before getting pregnant.  Maybe Weight Watchers can’t afford to pay her the extra money it would take to get her to lose all her pre-pregnancy lard.

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