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Wilmer Valderrama and Demi Lovato Split

Demi Lovato is almost 20-years-old which is like 60 to Wilmer Valderrama. Hence, he dumped her. Lovato hinted at the breakup by tweeting a Marilyn Monroe quote. “A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.” Minutes later she tweeted, “The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”

Wilmer couldn’t be reached for comment because he was busy waiting outside the Disney approved rehab center for another screwed up teen to bang.

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ComplimentarySTDSFromaDLister
ComplimentarySTDSFromaDLister
8 years ago

Is this the chick that took the pix of her taco?

A. Valderomo
A. Valderomo
8 years ago

What a f*g!!!  What straight guy sucks face with a chick with an eye out for the camera?  Busted h**o…

Cpm
Cpm
8 years ago

More likely Wilmer split Demi with his giant horsedick.

A. Valderomo
A. Valderomo
8 years ago
Reply to  Cpm

Horsedick?  Unless you sucked it all reports are ‘negative’ on that statement.  Um, Cpm…’cocks per minute?’

Jade
Jade
7 years ago
Reply to  A. Valderomo

HaHa!! Wonder who was that bitch he was waiting for. Besides he doesn’t have a horsedick, it’s more like an antdick, maybe he doesn’t even have a dick and is waiting for surgery day to come to borrow a dead persons dick.

Jade
Jade
7 years ago

He’s just another one of those fucking bangers who can’t live there life correctly. Bet you he’s sleeping in bed with Miley and that bitch Taylor Momsen, lol.

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