Amanda De Cadenet (who?) has a new talk show called The Conversation (god, that’s a terrible name) and she asked Gwyneth Paltrow, Zoe Saldana, Jane Fonda and Sarah Silverman what their favorite sex positions were.
Gwyneth Paltrow gave the most boring ansewr. She didn’t even throw out a position. “I’m down with all of them,” she said initially shocked by the question. Whatever. I bet she’s the most boring: Missionary. With the lights off. While laying there like a dead hooker in complete silence.
Meanwhile, Sarah Silverman said she enjoys “a good sound missionary-ing… and I like to be manhandled.” I’ll just take that to mean she likes a good choking every now and then.
Fonda said, “While I am quite flexible and I can kneel, it’s not quite as comfortable for me as it used to be before I had a fake knee… (I like to be) either lying down or sitting up on a couch with him coming on to me, no pun intended.” Naturally, Fonda wins the award for describing what sex with a grandma would be like.
Finally, Zoe Saldana offered the best answer. “I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top… I love doggy-style or standing up.” Amanda De Cadenet probably got a lady boner when she heard that. How could she not? I’m only reading this and I still sat here comatose for a few minutes.
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