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Jessica Simpson Birthed a Girl

After a two year pregnancy, Jessica Simpson finally pushed out that parasite that’s been feeding off her body. It came out in the form of a screaming 9 pound 13 ounce baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson. A pretty lame name. I was hoping she’d name her Macmallan Single Malt Johnson. Alas, it was not to be. Jessica and Eric used Drew because it’s Jessica’s mother’s maiden name.

Jessica wrote on her website, “We are so grateful for all of the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives.”

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Paluma0268
Paluma0268
8 years ago

Pushed out means no wussing out with a c-section like other celebs, right? If that is indeed the case, as a mother of three naturally birthed children, I have a newfound respect for her as a woman.

The Blemish
8 years ago
Reply to  Paluma0268

Good question. Wonder which way she went.

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