Megan Fox May Be Pregnant

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green left Romance Nail Salon in Studio City yesterday. She won’t confirm or deny any pregnancy but here she is with what looked like a baby bump or food bloat. I can never tell the difference. That’s why when I want to know I make a fist and pretend like I’m going to punch them in the stomach to see how they flinch. It’s a way better method than actually asking the woman. I don’t want to make things awkward or nothin’.