Katie Holmes Wants to Change Suri Cruise’s Name

A report by British tabloid Now Daily (via Gawker), a publication that throws rumors out there hoping one of them will stick like bologna on a stripper’s ass, reports that Katie Holmes hates the name Suri and is now calling her Scout. As in the character from To Kill a Mockingbird or as in Scout Willis, Demi Moore’s daughter.

Katie also wants to give Suri the middle name “Cruise” and change her last name to “Holmes” making her new name Scout Cruise Holmes.

Whatever. Katie should just let Suri pick her own name. MC McPoopy Pants isn’t too bad. Plus, it has a nice ring to it.

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11 years ago

Sux to grow up knowing you have nothing to really want or worry about in life but where you want to die

who is kidding whom?
who is kidding whom?
11 years ago

That kid has to be a clone of Katie, especially since Tom’s “alien sperm” doesn’t work with humans…and of course because he’s gay and never had sex with her. Just ask all of his adopted kids and his ex-wives…