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Rosie O’Donnell Secret Gay Married
Rosie O’Donnell secret gay married her fiancee Michelle Rounds last month. Rosie wrote on her website in usual haiku form:
my wife michelle
was diagnosed with desmoid tumors in june
a mysterious rare – too often fatal disease
that affects 3 in a million peoplewe were to wed 10 days ago
but her illness forced us to postpone the wedding
luckily –
as i was in ICU that day
Between Michelle Rounds’ diagnosed desmoid tumors and Rosie O’Donnell’s heart attack, this marriage doesn’t seem like it’ll last long. And no wonder they haven’t had their dream wedding yet. Based on what happened to Rosie’s heart last week, walking up that long aisle would have been the end of her.
I do believe Rosie is wearing my grandmother’s lost table linen. And I’m not saying there’s a “dude” in every lesbian relationship — I’m just saying ~ Rosie’s the “dude.”