Miley Cyrus Front and Center for Geriatric Stripper

On Saturday night at Beacher’s Madhouse, Miley Cyrus allegedly assaulted a man. Before all that, however, she was in the front row watching an 82-year-old grandma shake her ass on stage. The woman was billed as the world’s oldest female stripper. It’s a title about as prestigious as “World’s Most Furious Masturbater.”