The Taliban Vow to Kill Prince Harry

Prince Harry landed in Afghanistan on Friday morning to start his four-month tour as an Apache pilot to kill insurgents. The Taliban didn’t seem too happy about that. They issued a statement through their rep saying Prince Harry is now considered a “high-value target” and will “make their best efforts to arrest or kill” him.

Whatever. The Taliban are probably just worried about a possible PR nightmare. A couple members of the group must have ran up to the head of the Taliban with the naked Prince Harry pool pictures from TMZ and asked why they had to blow themselves up before they got their 72 virgins while this dork could just get his in a Vegas hotel.

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