Megan Fox Gave Birth to a Boy

Before any publications could report it, Megan Fox went on her Facebook and gave a preemptive press release telling everyone she gave birth to a boy named Noah Shannon Green on September 27.

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.

Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.

Thus, the prophecy has been fulfilled. “And thou shalt breed a generation of toe thumbs and the toe thumbs shall inherit the Earth.”