Rihanna Denies Doing Coke, Has Too Many Vaginas Around Her

Rihanna covers the November issue of Vogue and tells the magazine that she doesn’t do coke. Speaking about those pictures of her rolling a blunt on her security guard’s head that a few people thought were lines of coke, Rihanna said, “They knew what it was. They knew it was marijuana. It was completely clear to them. I just thought it was uncalled for. I don’t do cocaine. I don’t like being associated with anything that’s untrue.”

She also claims to not be dating anyone. What? Not even *makes punching motions in air* Nope. In fact, Rihanna says she hasn’t gone on a date in two years. No movies, no dinner, no nada because no guy will ask her. “I would love to go on a date,” she says. “You don’t think that? I’m a woman. A young woman, vibrant, and I love to have fun. And I have too many vaginas around me at this point.” That’s weird. I have the exact opposite problem. *Cries into pillow*

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