Gwyneth Paltrow Recommends $450,000 Worth of Wardrobe Essentials

Spring is here so Gwyneth Paltrow took the time to update her GOOP website with a list of wardrobe essentials for the average woman. As long as these average women have $1M in disposable income.

Adding up all of Paltrow’s recommendations brings the total to $485,003. This includes an $855 McQ Alexander McQueen butterfly skirt, “Perfect for work, team an eye-catching and colorful skirt with your workwear basics,” a $225 iPad sleeve and a braided 18-karat gold-plated cuff for $465.

For a more casual look, Paltrow recommends a $425 plain white leather Thteyskens’ Theory tank top or a $865 Stella McCartney white jersey top.

Then there’s the $1,615 Temperley London satin-and-tulle maxi skirt if you’re feeling extra spendy.

I’m not a woman but if I was, my first and only reaction when reading this would be, “Oh, that looks kind of cu… [sees price] Aww, hell no!”

Gwyneth Paltrow is so┬áprivileged┬áthat if you offered her anything less than 300 thread count toilet paper, she’d stab you.

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8 years ago

Prime example of a celebrity, and rich person, who has zero idea of reality. In the real world, people don’t go to work at their cubicles in thousand dollar tops.

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