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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian Had a Vagina Sniffing Contest

On Sunday night’s Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian got into a heated debate over whether or not pineapple juice makes a cooch smell sweeter which in turn led to a vagina sniffing contest with Khloe as the referee.

“If I’m going to win this I need to get as much pineapple juice as I can … it makes the vag smell good,” Kourtney demanded.

“Kourtney seems very competitive about her vagina,” Kim notes. “I don’t know why Kourtney is challenging me — but she will lose!”

Khloe ended up being the judge. “Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple p***y?” Khloe rhetorically asks. “Not really, but we’re sisters … if I can’t smell their p***ies, what else am I supposed to do?”

As for how the essences of Kim and Kourtney would be delivered to Khloe’s nostrils? Napkins. They each put a snail trail on a napkin and then had Khloe smell it.

After a couple deep whiffs, Khloe says Kourtney’s smells like a “tropical island” and Kim’s smells like a “flower pu**y” and declares Kim the winner.

This was probably all for show. Kim probably sprayed her napkin with perfume. I demand a re-sniff using the widely accepted International Vagina Sniffing rule set. I also want IVS testing to make sure no performance enhancing drugs were used. Unsanctioned vagina sniffing will not be tolerated.

Vagina sniffing starts at 32:00.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyaf4p_kourtney-and-kim-take-miami-season-3-episode-9_shortfilms

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and this is credible?!! why??!! write something worth reading
this world has gone to shit….

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How does it feel to write these stories? I mean it has to be just absolutely depressing right?

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