Sorry Dude, Kate Upton Is Not Going to Your Prom

Kate Upton has checked her schedule and she’s got no time for some stupid high schooler’s prom.

Jake Davidson, the guy who made the video asking her out, went on the Today Show last week and was given a glimmer of hope when Kate called in promising she would go if she had time.

Well, she doesn’t have the time. Tough beans, little man. You can stop dreaming about going in for a hug just to feel her boobs right now.

While Kate did call the video “flattering,” “so cute” and that she “really appreciated it” and even labeled Davidson’s sense of humor as “attractive,” Kate is nevertheless booked solid for the month of May.

“I’m not sure if I’ll be able to go with him or not, due to my schedule,” she says. “I want to, but I just don’t know if I can make it work. But I really appreciated being asked; it made me feel really great!”

The old, “modeling, acting and charitable obligations” excuse. Pfft. It’s like she thinks she’s a Sports Illustrated cover girl or something.

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8 years ago

Smart on her part, makes her look like a good person to consider it in the first place, but we all know she wasn’t going.

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