Want to see more footage of Johnny Depp with a dead bird on his head? You’re in luck because a new trailer for The Lone Ranger just came out and it’s got more bird hat footage than you can shake a dead crow at.
Depp sort of reprises his role as Captain Jack Sparrow but this time he’s a Native American. They even put a helpful skull and crossbones in the trailer to tell you this is going to be the Pirates of the Caribbean of the Old West. A little heavy-handed but you have to remember kids these days have the attention span of a goldfish.
|O|! that is just so stupid, its hilarious #tearsinmyeyes
This looks awful. Remember when Disney made good movies? Yeah, me neither.