Lindsay Lohan Is Bloated and Haggard

You were probably wondering to yourself the other day how Lindsay Lohan was doing in rehab. Well, not very well. A source tells Radar that the fact Lindsay doesn’t want to be there is not helping with her recovery.

She also looks extremely haggard with a bloated face and unkempt hair. They add that she’s already gained 5 pounds and she can’t stop eating.

Someone just needs to get on the bullhorn like a negotiator talking a guy down from a ledge and shout at her, “Put the fork down, fatty!”