While performing on her Diamonds World Tour, a fan wanted Rihanna all to himself and tried to pull her into him. Rihanna don’t play that so she conked him on the head with her microphone. You can hear the satisfying thud in the video. It’s the sound of all his hopes and dreams rushing out of his body and being replaced by shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2tJQddcd8Hs
And of course, here’s a video of Homie the Clown doing the same thing. So many parallels.