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Bruce Jenner Plans to Flatten His Adam’s Apple

The Adam’s Apple. That hard, round thing in your throat whose protrusion signifies manliness. Bruce Jenner wants to get rid of his.

Jenner met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today to discuss the large scar caused by the basal cell carcinoma that was removed from his nose in September and, since he’s addicted to plastic surgery, came out wanting to smooth out his disgusting Adam’s Apple.

TMZ notes that the procedure is typically done on patients in the first stages of gender reassignment surgery. Despite Bruce looking like a non-descript lesbian now, he says this is not why he’s doing it. “I just never liked my trachea,” he declared. It’s one of the body image issues many a guy struggles with. Large pecs, six-pack abs and a smooth Adam’s Apple.

The procedure, called a Laryngeal Shave, is scheduled for early next year. However, Bruce insists no surgery has been set and that his meeting was just a consultation.

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DavidH
DavidH
6 years ago

Congrats Bruce you’re one operation away to be an ugly woman!

Kyle Richards Is A Whore
Kyle Richards Is A Whore
6 years ago

Because we ALL notice his adams apple!

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