DJ Paris Hilton Signed a Residency With Harrah’s

Paris Hilton has capitalized on and bled dry pretty much every trend throughout her “career.” The latest trend she’s decided to leech onto is EDM. While she announced that she was going to be a DJ only last year, she’s already nabbed a residency in Ibiza last summer and now one at Harrah’s in Atlantic City.

Reports say Paris will play a four-gig residency at The Pool in a deal worth a reported $100,000K per appearance. She must take a golden dump on stage during her show because there’s no way she’s worth that alone.

What’s even dumber is that all she does is pop in pre-recorded music that other people produce and press play. It just goes to show, as long as you’re a semi-attractive rich girl willing to inhale a penis, the world is your oyster. What an inspiration.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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