Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are Probably Doing It

If your hatred for Sean Penn doesn’t run deep enough, then feast your watery eyes on this picture of him leaving Charlize Theron’s house on January 2nd. There’s only so much you can do to keep your lips from quivering as you realize Penn and Theron were probably doing it all throughout New Year’s Day.

Remember that this guy nailed Scarlett Johansson too. I’m wondering what exactly women see in this guy. I doubt it’s the sex. He always looks pissed off so his o-face is probably really confusing. “Is that intense hatred in your eyes or are you….?”