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Kim Kardashian Sucks at Being an Escort

Richard Lugner has a tradition of paying women $500,000 to be his date at the Vienna Opera Ball. This year it was Kim Kardashian and, as it turns out, she’s a terrible escort. Hours after Kim arrived, Lugner complained to the media that “Kim is annoying me,” explaining, “Because she’s not sticking to the program.”

Only hours after her arrival, Lugner claimed, the reality star stood him up to go to a Schnitzel restaurant with her mom Jenner, and film scenes for her reality show.

“She’s filming and so she doesn’t want to have me around,” he said.

The 81-year-old angrily insisted, “The guest should be with me and not anywhere else that is not agreed upon.”

Lugner assumed dancing was included in the $500,000 price tag and told everyone they’d do the deed at 11:45 pm. Nope. In a press conference, Kim told everyone her mother would take her place because “I’d rather watch the dancing.” So this guy paid Kim $500k to act like a petulant child? Seems about right. At least he got to make fun of her a little.

Kardashian was set to attend the ball Thursday night, and Lugner revealed he had already taken special measures to make sure he was ready for the spotlight: He told reporters he had gotten fifteen shots of Botox, saying, “What’s good for [Kim] is good for me too.”

Of course, there’s always two sides to every story. Kim dipped out of an interview on Thursday when a guy in blackface acting like Kanye harassed her. She suspected Lugner hired the guy.

“It was a guy hired by the creepy old man,” the source close to Kardashian told the Daily News. “(Lugner) was also trying to get her alone and making crude comments.”

Crude comments? From an 81-year-old German dude who pays girls to be his date? No way.

Later, another male approached Kardashian and rudely said he wanted to dance with her to “N—-rs in Vienna,” a reference to West’s song “Ni–as in Paris.”

To be fair, it could have been a terrible ice breaker and he confused the name of the song. I mean, you can’t expect the Austrians to know the difference between the n-word with an “-er” and an “-a” and how one is more disrespectful than the other. I wouldn’t say either of them but if I had to, it’d be the one with the “-a” and I’d also try to play it off real cool letting out a hearty laugh and going in for a bro-hug so I don’t get my ass kicked.

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He takes guys too. It’s just an event as a guest not a date. This article makes lame assumptions

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But she sucks AND swallows. How is that a failure? Just because she’ll suck a dog in the street is no reason to criticize. Oh, wait…yes it is.

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