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Megan Fox Gave Studios an Idea Boner, Suggests a Live Action ‘Sailor Moon’ Movie

Speaking to EW last week to promote Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fox said about the turtles, “I was really in love with them.” She explained, “I have an older sister that’s 12 years older than me, so part of it initially was because I wanted to be like my big sister. But, it’s a really cool project for me because it was a huge part of my childhood, and it’s always been.”

When asked about other cartoon remakes she’d like to do, Fox had some ideas.

Gundam Wing,” responds Fox, adding she’d love to see a Jurassic Park remake in the works. “Pacific Rim was sort of a Gundam Wing situation, but they should do it. What about Thundercats?”

Or maybe, she says, Sailor Moon.“That could feasibly be made into a live action movie,” mulls Fox. “I don’t know how many Americans were into that. I was into that, but I don’t know how huge it was here.”

And with that, a studio exec unburied his face from a mound of coke, hid his raging erection and walked into the boardroom to pitch the idea of Megan Fox and a bunch of other hot chicks dressed like Sailor Moon characters and kicking ass. “Like Sucker Punch but they’d be in short skirts ALL THE TIME.” Genius! Get this guy more hookers and blow!

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