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Farrah Abraham’s Stripping Research Has Earned Her $544,000

If you haven’t heard, Farrah Abraham took up stripping. For research. Research for projects she can’t tell us about. Well, it looks like that research paid off. Palazio Gentlemen’s Club in Austin loves Abraham so much, they offered her $544,000 to be the celebrity house dancer.

“I’ve learned that this industry has class, strength, and has taught me life skills to better myself for my daughter’s future,” she told Radar. “I’m thankful and shocked that my job shadowing has lead me to another amazing opportunity.

Life skills! Now when her daughter asks her how to twerk, Farrah won’t be embarrassed that she’s showing her the wrong thing.

“Palazio Gentlemen’s Club has shown me and other women how we should be respected, treated and cared for and not to settle for less,” she continued. “The owner, management and staff have all been caring and wonderful to work with.”

They must all give her words of encouragement in between shouts of “Show us your tits!” from the fine upstanding clientele.

Bookings for Farrah can be made only through the club’s managers and take place on Wednesday and Fridays through the end of December.

Prices to watch Abraham are $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes.

“I’m thankful and can use this to expand [my frozen yogurt shop] Froco’s second location!” Abraham said. “I’m super excited!”

Instead of the old, “I’m doing this to put myself through college,” excuse, looks like Farrah is going for the, “I’m doing this to pay for a second Froyo location,” excuse. That’s stripping’s second most popular answer to, “So, why are you doing this?”

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Farrah Abraham took up stripping for research, she want to get a Ph.D in whoring :P

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