Solange Knowles married Alan Ferguson over the weekend in New Orleans. Even Jay Z showed up. Surprising because Solange tried to beat the s**t out of him in an elevator back in March. Instead of leaving in a limo, the two went full hipster and rode bikes.
Afterward, not Beyonce put on a bathrobe and danced with her 10-year-old son Daniel Julez at the reception to “No Flex Zone” by Rae Sremmurd. It was… okay.
Weirdly, Solange broke out in hives at the end of the night. Possibly from a food allergy or possibly from the idea of having to spend the rest of her life with this dude she just met.