Man Arrested for Using McChicken as Weapon. What, No Love for the Whopper?

Whoa whoa, someone wasn’t taught as a child that food was for eating, not assaulting. In Iowa, police arrested a man for assaulting his wife with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich. Marvin Tramaine Hill II evidently couldn’t hide his disgust at either McChicken sandwiches, or his wife, or both, hurling the ‘Dollar Menu & More’ item at her. The Des Moines Register gives the deets:

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife “because he doesn’t like them.”

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

“Dammit Woman! What did I say about McChickens? Do you KNOW how many calories these things have???”

Throwing a sandwich at your pregnant wife, TWICE, is low. But then, Marvin Tramaine Hill II, needed to get his point across even more:

Hill’s wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

Damn, chucking the sandwich and then mashing your wife’s face INTO THE BUN! This dude really did not like McChickens. Next time, his wife should get him a mayonnaise-free Subway sandwich. WAAAAY less messy when those things get jammed up into your grill.

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