This Toilet Pic Got 200 Tinder Matches in a Week. You’re Tindering All Wrong

If your Tinder game needs a little boost, perhaps you need to rethink your photos. Look at the profile for ‘Oliet’. He’s 25, he’s a toilet and he says “I’m a toilet. I take s**t all day and still no one appreciates me”. You know the best part? A toilet got more matches than you. You are a sad little person, aren’t you.

Writer Alex Scola put up the profile pic and spent a week answering texts about s**t, toilets and good puns and bad puns. Did he get a date? He didn’t say, but ever try to dress as a toilet bowl during a date? It ain’t fun. Unless you like people peeing in your mouth. Then, totally go for it.

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