Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Double Penis Surgeries

Jimmy Kimmel told a panel at SXSW about his penis problems. It ain’t pretty. The late night host says his pee hole, urethra to be exact, closed up on its own. Kinda like a shriveling flower. *shudders* E! reports:

“It just kind of closed up on it’s own,” he explained. “I don’t know why it happened. I still don’t know why.”

“The guy said, ‘Your urethra’s closing up and you need it operated on,’ and they did,” Kimmel recalled. “And then they said, ‘Yeah, we didn’t get it, it didn’t quite work. We need to do it again.’ And they did it again.”

“I’m a real pee hole,” Kimmel cracked, before adding, “It’s a horrible process by the way—a horrible horrible process.”

Nasty. At least he didn’t have a double dick and remove one. On the other hand, no one would want 1 dick when they could have two. Right? Anyone??

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John Dugan
John Dugan
8 years ago

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