What do you call a crackhead doing crab impersonations? Crabhead? Well, this crackhead must’ve been a thespian somewhere along the line. He got so high he ends up impersonating a crab. The guy does an admirable imitation, moving side to side and never breaking character. He even does a cartoon voice when people ask him his name and what exactly he’s doing there in the parking lot. He also throws in some voice effects for extra measure. Next up in crackhead theater, Nemo.