Turns Out Nursing Homes Hate When You Hide Hookers Under Your Bed

A nursing home in Philadelphia may have just killed a man’s whole reason for living. A random bed check revealed an unnamed prostitute hiding under a patient’s bed. Daily Mail says the man was ‘a more mobile gentleman’ who made beer runs for his fellow nursing home bros, then used that money to pay off hookers. And this is a problem how?

The incident was reported Thursday after county commissioners authorized contract extensions with private facilities housing former residents of the closed county-owned assisted living facility.

The county paid more than $1 million to subsidize assisted living care for 21 seniors last year.

So let’s see. He gave beer to people who wanted it and money to prostitutes who needed a job. Why are we killing the entrepreneurial spirit in America?? Nazis.

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