Lady Gaga’s Breasts Visit London

Lady Gaga is on the jazz tip, Tony Bennett’s tip to be exact. Her record sales don’t ‘move the needle’ as they say, so now she has to move into the adult contemporary world. Next up, probably an album of 80’s covers. Then, infomercials. As long as she has nicely formed boobs, she’ll still make the tabloids and stay relevant.

Gaga showed up in London to perform with Bennett at the Royal Albert Hall. The Queen likely gasped at her choice of pasties, sheer net top and a bunch of crow feathers on her head. Probably made her spit out her cup of tea in disgust. “But, she sure does have nice breasts,” the Queen remarked right after, then moved her tongue in and out of her mouth really fast.

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