Megan Fox Officially Files for Divorce and You Still Have No Chance with Her

Megan Fox made official what was announced days ago. She and Brian Austin Green are done. That’s it. A series finale on their marriage. Fox officially filed for divorce from Green citing the ol’ irreconcilable differences. She’s requested joint custody of both her and Green’s two sons. News of their split came out recently, but no reasons why. There is one theory though.

From US Weekly via Celebitchy:

“They fight about her career. He would prefer she focus on the family more than being obsessed with getting roles.”

People also adds fuel to the fire.

“Megan is young and hot and sought after for work, and she is eager to move ahead in her career,” the source adds. “Brian wants more of her time than she can allow.”

…”She was overwhelmed with the children and her husband’s expectations, which got in the way of work responsibilities,” the source tells PEOPLE. “They had many disagreements and arguments about her time at home, which led to problems.”

Basically, Fox is still young, hot and a MILF. She can bring in audiences. No one remembers what the hell 90210 was and sure as hell no one was clamoring to see Green in Anger Management on TV.

Since that’s the case, why doesn’t Green just spend more time on the kids? That sounds like a dream. Sitting at home, watching TV and waiting for your hot girlfriend/wife to bring home the money. That is PIMP. Except for those pesky kids. What to do about the kids…