Hey Fatty, Now You Can Order McDonald’s Breakfast All-Day

Who’s up for more partially hydrogenated oils? Raise your hand if you’re down with sodium phosphates. Aww yea, hash browns in the hizzy. McDonald’s made fat and lazy people happy today with their long-awaited news. You can now get their breakfast menu items all day, erry day. McDonald’s plans to go live with their changes on October 6th. That means no more missing breakfast by five minutes.

Have a craving for an Egg McMuffin at 2am when you’re drunk and stoned? Ronald McDonald has you covered. You’ll cut days off your life eating Ray Kroc’s trash, but hash browns, bitch.

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