Chester Cheetah Is Down With the Furry Lust Rejected by Tony the Tiger

I am so weary of this capitalist meme hell.

Tony the Tiger, cereal mascot and accidental furry community icon, was verbally gangbanged on Twitter to the extent that he started blocking furries left and right. He also sent out this cry for help.

As furry twitter reeled from the loss of their frosted man-tiger breakfast cereal daddy delight (kill me), Chester Cheetah stepped in to pick up the pieces and fulfill their fantasies.

In other news, it’s time for Sodom and Gomorrah 2: Back in the Habit.

Chester is even flirting with the furries.

Why, god?

[Image: Metro UK]

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Laurence 'GreenReaper' Parry

Well, that’s why they sell them as “Flamin’ Hot Cheetos”, isn’t it?