I am so weary of this capitalist meme hell.
Tony the Tiger, cereal mascot and accidental furry community icon, was verbally gangbanged on Twitter to the extent that he started blocking furries left and right. He also sent out this cry for help.
I’m all for showing your stripes, feathers, etc. But let’s keep things gr-r-reat – & family-friendly if you could. Cubs could be watching 🙂
— Frosted Flakes (@frosted_flakes) January 28, 2016
As furry twitter reeled from the loss of their frosted man-tiger breakfast cereal daddy delight (kill me), Chester Cheetah stepped in to pick up the pieces and fulfill their fantasies.
@WitchyCats @CasualFennec I welcome all fans to my twitter feed. Scales, feathers, or fur, if you enjoy my tweets then welcome!
— Chester Cheetah (@ChesterCheetah) January 26, 2016
In other news, it’s time for Sodom and Gomorrah 2: Back in the Habit.
Chester is even flirting with the furries.
@tallfuzzball Oh, I know I am but I always appreciate the compliment. 🔥
— Chester Cheetah (@ChesterCheetah) January 26, 2016
Why, god?
[Image: Metro UK]
Well, that’s why they sell them as “Flamin’ Hot Cheetos”, isn’t it?