Jaden Smith Is the Hero We Deserve, Wants to Personally Take Down Capitalism

All 17 year olds think they’re the center of the universe and are gonna change the fabric of life as we know it, but few of them get interviewed by British GQ. I support Jaden Smith on all of his #Deep adventures and I wish I could turn all of his pearls of wisdom into an offbeat little necklace.

While it’s awesome of him to be so progressive when it comes to gendered clothing (as in, f**k that s**t), he also thinks that the Kardashians are better people for hanging out with him.

“I think I’m just a really big influence on anybody that I’m around, and I feel like that’s why it’s good for me to hang out with all types of different people.”

For one thing, nothing on earth will make the Kardashians suck less. For another, calm down kid. But this kid has no chill. He wants to personally usher in an age of light like some kind of art kid jesus. I, for one, hope he does. I’d like to build more things out of broken chandeliers and recycled soup cans pay fewer student loan bills.

“I’m really working towards just fixing the whole planet Earth. I really just want to create a utopia on this planet. I really want to make it so that people don’t have to die to pay bills and just work to survive. So that they can work to actually live and do the things that they love to do.”

Jaden Smith vs Capitalism. Round one. Fight!

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7 years ago

The things I would be willing to do to get Jaden to live for a week in the kind of neighbourhood I grew up in, on the income the average person there has… then see how he feels about capitalism and solving the world’s problems.