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Kim Kardashian’s Naked Selfie

Every time I see Kim Kardashian naked, I imagine her thrusting her hand in the air, waving it side to side and screaming “Look at me. PLEAAAAAASE!” That’s basically what her break the Internet pic was. It’s also what she uses Instagram for.

This time, she threw up an old naked pic of herself strategically covered by black bars. Her photo’s actually a photo essay on the oppression of women by society. The black bars signify men’s control of women’s bodies through various means, such as business and politics. They symbolize men’s hands literally covering a woman’s body and holding her back. It also symbolizes my inability to get off on censored pics. WTF.

Kardashian captioned the pic:

When you’re like I have nothing to wear LOL

Right because the first thing people do when they have nothing to wear is throw a naked pic on Instagram for their followers. Kardashian should start an Instagram series called “When you’re like I have nothing to…”

The pic will be captioned “When you’re like I have nothing to wipe my ass with LOL” and it’s her on the toilet holding up her hand smeared with feces.

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