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Apparently Jessica Simpson Is Broke As Fuck

You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to know when a celebrity is hurting for money. They start selling their face to the highest bidder and it’s not subtle. Unfortunately, that bidder might just be hawking kitty litter.

Either Jessica Simpson is fucking broke, or she read the scripts for these car rental commercials, thought they were some kind of Oscar worthy franchise film, and decided to follow her dreams.

She’s not that bright. Anything is possible. Check out Jess selling budget rental cars looking like somebody who has never been in front of a camera before in her life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSVfcC0eOAI

That one’s not as bad as this one, though.

Oh girl, I would suggest acting classes but if you’re hawking budget rental cars I doubt you have the spare change right now.

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