If you want Scott Disick to advertise your product on social media, you have to realize one thing. Scott has no fucks left to give and will not even read what you write. You’re going to have to dumb the instructions down for him so that even a mentally challenged kindergartener could understand it.
In his advertisement for Bootea Shake, Scott included the instructions the advertiser sent him. “Here you go, at 4pm est, write the below. Caption: Keeping up with the summer workout routine with my morning @booteauk protein shake.”
In which Scott Disick copied and pasted the email from the skinny tea marketing team onto his Instagram caption pic.twitter.com/ocVdxi4jaZ
— frankie (@frankiegreek) May 19, 2016
I’d like to believe Scott did read the instructions but is just Ron Burgundy levels of stupid and thought to himself, “Huh. I don’t think my fans will actually write that caption on their pics but let’s try it!” He eventually corrected his mistake. This time with a gram filled with more shame.
Can we also talk about that protein shake? There is no way in hell I’m drinking a gallon jar of thick white fluid called Bootea Shake. You might as well label it anal creampie runoff.