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Emilia Clarke Doesn’t Care If a Man Is Busted as Long as His Personality Isn’t

I don’t know why everyone is always pretending not to be a shallow piece of shit and saying things like this that they don’t mean.

Apparently, Emilia Clarke isn’t tryna bone any of her Game of Hot Dudes co-stars because she prizes personality over hotness. According to Star Magazine she said:

“Genuinely, my ideal man is someone who, I know every woman says this but I mean this from the bottom of my heart, someone whose brain is as big as their funny bone.”

Hehe funny bone.

“Someone who is super smart, can make me laugh, has, like, a dad bod. I don’t need no six-pack. Like, I ain’t kicking it out of bed for sure, but every character I’ve been with has been too perfect.”

I find it so weird when women say shit like this. All men think they deserve some kind of hairless silent 90 pound chick with 45 pound tits and no opinions to fuck but women are like “Woah, don’t be too hot, now. I don’t need all that. Just be funny :).”

It’s ok, ladies. I’ll take all the really hot dudes you don’t want to admit you totally would rather bone. I’m here to help.

Apparently, Emilia Clarke’s ‘I don’t need all that hotness’ clause doesn’t extend to Leonardo DiCaprio who she would totally see if he “decides to stop dating supermodels.”

Like DiCapricorn ain’t sit around his house mulling over how “he just needs a chick that’s funny.” Pls.

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Honestly, who cares how funny you are or how smart you are when you are getting sexed up? No guy ever. Maybe women want to brain bone, but guys aren’t into that. Visual creatures. Blame nature or God.

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