Mark Zuckerberg Is One Paranoid Lizard Man

Mark Zuckerberg, who confirmed that he is in fact a lizard recently, accidentally let everybody in on how goddamn paranoid he is in a recent #humblebrag post.

From Gizmodo:

Mark Zuckerberg, a man who runs a service that collects the personal information of more than a billion people daily, seems to be worried about being spied on. There’s something very interesting in the photo Zuckerberg posted today to celebrate Instagram’s 500 million monthly active users, can you see it?

And what an impressive milestone it is for a lizard to reach. Did you see it? Look closer.

As Chris Olson pointed out on Twitter, Zuckerberg’s camera and the audio jack (or possibly the dual microphones) on his Macbook are both covered with pieces of tape. Sophisticated hackers are able to secretly take control of a laptop camera, so Zuckerberg is beating any would-be hackers to the punch by rendering the webcam useless with a piece of tape.

Yes, Forreal. This is not a joke.

Of course, it’s not insane that one of the most powerful people in the world is paranoid about being watched—but Zuckerberg better hope the legions of users his company is depending on for live video content don’t take a lesson from his book.

Yeah, just think of all the people your employees won’t be able to watch jerk off anymore, Mark.

Thanks, you lizard f**k.

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