Italian Supreme Court Rules That Jerking Off in Public Is Chill

Considering that the only other thing I’ve heard about the Italian government is that once they legally let a dad pay his child support in pizza, I am not very surprised.

Is Italy’s government even real?

Last October, they ruled that watching porn in public is fine. This year, they are upping the ante by giving you two thumbs up if you wanna rub one out in public.

After a 69 (haha) year old man got in trouble for jerking off in front of college students, the literal Supreme Court of Italy backed him up.

From the Independent UK:

In taking their decision, the supreme court judges noted the fact that the Italian parliament passed a law last year decriminalising the offence of lurking in places frequented by girls in order to be seen masturbating.

I give it six months tops before all the men in Italy walk off of cliffs and drown in the bathtub because they are too busy watching porn or jerking off any time they see anything remotely tit-shaped to pay attention to anything around them.

Ok, that was unfair.

Six and a half months.

[H/T BroBible, Image: Flickr/Eric Bauer]

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