Jennifer Aniston Knew This Was Going to Happen

According to Page Six‘s sources, Jennifer Aniston always knew this day would come because Angelina Jolie is scary devil woman. Someone’s not bitter.

“Jennifer always knew that this day would come,” said a source close to the “Friends’’ star.

Yeah, I bet she did.

“Everyone in Jennifer’s inner circle regards Angelina as a crazy master manipulator,” the source said. “But we all presumed the end of their affair would be Angelina leaving Brad for someone else.”

Oh snap. The source says that Jen isn’t gloating,

“She’s probably having a margarita with Courteney Cox right now.”

Yeah, because that’s not gloating at all.

Us reports on her double not gloating, where she told a friend in regards to the Brangelina meltdown:

“Yeah, that’s karma for you!”

I mean, if somebody stole my husband I would be just as shady. Probably worse. I would be straight up Carrie Underwood. Dig my key into the side of their four wheel drive.

Since Brad and Angelina broke up there is nothing left for me. But at least Jennifer Aniston is happy.