Since Kanye Would Have Voted For Trump If He Bothered to Vote, All His Opinions are Even More Meaningless

According to a guy who makes the kind of decisions that the black white supremacist in that Chapelle Show sketch would make, sign language and emojis are the future of language because words are too hard.

Thanks, Kanye.

What you’ve been writing lately really show that spoken language and fashion are really too much for you, so I’m not surprised.

In a recent interview with Surface Magazine he talked all about how much he hates words.

“I don’t think people are going to talk in the future. They’re going to communicate through eye contact, body language, emojis, signs. Imagine that. If everyone was forced to learn sign language.”

Why is Kanye like this?

“Thank God for emojis. So often one emoji goes a long way and lets me get on with my whole day.”

Yeah, probably the piece of s**t emoji.

Goddammit Kanye.

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4 years ago

Wait… isn’t every other piece that Isadora’s written on Kanye her crawling deeply into his nether regions and praising him as essentially black jesus? This must be a hard day for her.

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