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Cat Owners: It Turns Out Breathing in All That Cat Poop Can Make You Kinky

Everyone makes fun of cat owners, acting like they are crazy forever alone weirdos that will die in a pile of litter and fur balls.

It turns out that, that might not actually be true, and scientifically, cat owners are some kinky motherfuckers due to the parasites they picked up from handling cat shit.

What?

Yeah, it turns out from handling cat poop, you can pick up toxoplasmosis and all kinds of parasites. This condition can alter you,  making you more likely to be aroused by fear, danger, and submission.

If this sounds fake to you, it was actually part of a 36,500 person study in Central Europe. Which doesn’t make it sound any less fake, honestly. They do some weird studies over there.

Apparently about a third of the world’s population has this condition, but it is generally symptomless and causes no problems. Only the unlucky few develop flu-like symptoms, or possibly even mental illness and severe behavioral changes. Or just wanna get tied up and smacked around a little and get their Fifty Shades of Grey on.

Science is wild.

[Image: Flickr/Vassillis]

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