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So, Chrissy Teigen Keeps Her Daughter’s Umbilical Cord In Her Closet

Pregnancy is gross and weird and this just made it even more gross and weird.

In an interview with Cosmopolitan, Chrissy Teigen revealed that she keeps her daughter’s umbilical cord in her closet with her Louboutins. She also revealed that the birth of her daughter Luna literally tore up her vag.

‘You don’t think about the ripping.’

Well now I fucking am, Chrissy. Thanks.

‘When you’re holding your baby, you don’t realize they’re sewing you up.’

No thank you.

Luna is now 7 months old, and Teigen says she keeps the umbilical cord in her closet, but failed to explain why. I think we would all like to know why. In fact, I demand an explanation. I miss the Chrissy Teigen that instigated blender wars on Twitter and took funny fatbooth photos. I don’t like umbilical-cord-in-my-closet-Chrissy Teigen.

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