What
Reindeer Boobs Are The Hot New Christmas Trend
Because of course December is the best time of year to dress with one tit out.
As somebody who wears a parka from October to April, I respect these girls’ dedication to tacky Christmas fashion. Women all over the country are apparently cutting a hole in their Christmas attire, poking one boob through, and dressing it up as Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.
Because nothing gets the people in the Xmas spirit like just one tiddy.
Like this:
And this:
And this:
If you look too fast it kinda looks like their nipple exploded, which is very festive and also terrifying.
Ho ho ho-ly s**t.
What the f*ck.
Anyone who would wear/do this is an attention seeking dumba**! Yeah it’s funny to see a pic but to actually wear this is just inappropriate and disturbing. (and I’m really not that conservative!) people might tell you to your face that it’s funny, clever or cute but really they probably feel bad for you that you’re a pathetic mess with zero self respect. Just my opinion…