The Rolling Stones New Music Video Starring Kristen Stewart Made Me Gay

The second sexual awakening this music video has evoked in me is totally worth Donald Drumpf and his buddies putting me in a concentration camp later.

If you like Kristen Stewart, you like classic cars, you like the blues, and you like zebras, well, Mick Jagger gotchu.

Check out this Stones cover Eddie Taylor’s 1955 recording “Ride ‘Em On Down” where Kristen Stewart drives a blue ass mustang through a post apocalyptic LA while being orally fixated as f**k.

Ohhhhmyyyygooddddddd. I was bisexual before, but Kristen Stewart has shown me the light. Thank you.

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7 years ago

So edgy.