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Deer and Monkeys Are Now Doing It

Sure, why not.

Shit started getting fucking weird and shitty in 2016, and following the deaths of everyone you loved in 2016, 2017 is showing no signs of slowing its roll. In fact, according to science, monkeys and deer are now consensually fucking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN7qrlEmLds

While sex between different species of animals isn’t unheard of, it’s not exactly that common, and usually creatures stick to genetically similar other species, unless they are in captivity and don’t have another choice. It’s pretty weird to see a macaque straight up mount a deer.

The researchers wrote that one deer “seemed to accept to be ridden by the male macaque”, and that it was apparently licking sperm that had been deposited on its back by the monkey. Another deer refused the mount and threw the macaque off its back.

I, for one, welcome this sign of the end times with open arms. I’m tired.

Scientists are considering several explanations, such as male macaques are having trouble finding lady macaques to jizz all over or that it was mating season and the deer just happened to be there.

It was probs all that tequila tho. We have all mated with species we were ashamed of after too much tequila. Let’s be real.

[H/T Uproxx]

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