Mark Wahlberg Says the Jail Time He’d Get for Killing Justin Bieber Would Be Worth It

Especially because jail for rich people is just basically a hotel you have to stay at for awhile.

Mark Wahlberg’s 13-year-old daughter is in love with Justin Bieber, and Wahlberg had some choice words for her when she said she was going to marry him. On Friday, Wahlberg told Ellen DeGeneres:

“She liked him a lot when she was younger, turned on him completely, and then came back with a vengeance.”

Teen girls are dumb. Like pay out the ass to kick it with a cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber and idolize a man that obviously hates them dumb.

“Like, ‘Dad, that’s going to be my husband.’ I was like, ‘Over my dead body. Actually, over both your dead bodies.’ I’ll just go back to jail.”

In case you forgot, Marky Mark actually was charged with convicted murder in 1988. I wouldn’t fuck with him.
On that note, somebody give Bieber Mark’s daughter’s phone number so he can take care of it.
[H/T BroBible]

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If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had… Read more »

Go back to Canada, Justin.
And pull up your damn pants.


Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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