Especially because jail for rich people is just basically a hotel you have to stay at for awhile.
Mark Wahlberg’s 13-year-old daughter is in love with Justin Bieber, and Wahlberg had some choice words for her when she said she was going to marry him. On Friday, Wahlberg told Ellen DeGeneres:
“She liked him a lot when she was younger, turned on him completely, and then came back with a vengeance.”
“Like, ‘Dad, that’s going to be my husband.’ I was like, ‘Over my dead body. Actually, over both your dead bodies.’ I’ll just go back to jail.”