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Johnny Depp Turning Into a Mole Man

Johnny Depp is trying to seal himself away from in his own private compound in the Hollywood Hills.

Depp owns five houses on a cul-de-sac in Hollywood and his dream is the buy the sixth and last house on the block, form a compound, and install a gate to its entrance so buses wouldn’t be able to gawk at his homes.

He doesn’t just want a bunch of houses, he wants to connect them all via underground tunnels, so he can fly from house to house without being seen.

The only thing standing in the way of this Depp labyrinth is the owner of the sixth house. Though Depp has reportedly done everything to get that house, they’re not budging.

What is Depp supposed to do? Go live in his house in France? It’s another sad Hollywood tragedy.