Say it ain’t so. After listening to her isolated vocals at the Grammy awards, Orlando Bloom has decided to split from Katy Perry.

Sure, they framed it as something more positive in a joint statement, but we all know the truth.

“Before rumors or falsifications get out of hand, we can confirm that Orlando and Katy are taking respectful, loving space at this time,”

The two had been dating for over a year, which is like five years in Hollywood, and it seemed like they were destined to be together forever. Just look at how happy they were at Christmas. And how about that video of Katy getting sprayed in the face?

There were even reports that the two were engaged in November.

I guess Orlando will have to take naked paddling pictures with someone else. Can’t wait for him to start dating Taylor Swift next week.